On having mush for brains

So, on my birthday we had a Christmas party for the kids. It was ace. However, it meant I completely forgot to be all excited about being in the Dom Post ON MY BIRTHDAY.

Almost like the day I was born.

Except that isn't right, because nobody's parents are organised enough to place the birth notice for the day the child is born. Except people having elective caesars, and I very much doubt anyone would bother.

Probably best if I just shut the f up and go nigh nighs.