Observations of an evening

Q: On the evening of Tuesday 18 July, where were you?
A: Very happy thank you.

Q: And what were you taking to cure that?
A: I'd really like to just wake up a year from now.

Q: Is this the off ramp I should be taking?
A: No, my hands are much bigger than Tinks'.

Q: Would you like a glass of water?
A: No, I want something that sounds me waay more rock and roll than that.

Q: What Oscare nominee(s) have you snogged?
A: I'm glad you didn't ask me that question.

Fame. It's a wonderful thing.