I'm in Labour

I went to the Labour Party party tonight, to celebrate 90 years in da bidness.

It was good fun. I saw every Labour Minister that exists, except Cullen who had a tummy bug. Helen spoke, and she was bloody amazing actually. Her security were keeping a close eye on my (blueish) bag. Shouldn't security be more discreet? Or discrete? I can never remember which - one is a door?

You'd think I was drunk... For once I wasn't.

There was wine, and a little food, and lots of interesting people. And I drank some wine, but I didn't check out what it was. Sorry Alan.

No scandal to report. There were a few crazies and a lot of earnest people, you get that though.