Monday, December 12, 2005

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This is the last Monday I will be 32. Soon my profile will read 33. I will be mid 30s soon. Does that make me middle-aged? Do people realise that I am still younger than Kylie and Jennifer and Sarah Jessica? Does that make me a MILF? I want to be a MILF. But I wear glasses, and you know what they say.

Life is getting very very deep these days. Watch out. I'll start blogging about ISSUES soon. Heaven forbid.

18 comments:

Tristan said...

Martha You are most certainly a MILF. No need to worry about that.

Martha said...

No coincidence that I changed my profile shot...

Thankyou. I'm chuffed.

David Farrar said...

I would never say this uninvited, but on the basis of the new blog photo you are beyond any doubt a MILF.

And you only look to be in your 20s by the way.

Jo Hubris said...

Now that you have sold the coffee cart, it must be time to enter politics and become an MPILF.

Martha said...

Yay it is all coming together then. I have been aspiring to be a politician since I organised a mock election in 7th Form... a heady career (?!) studying politics followed... and then I joined the kindy committee. You see it all happening?

And thankyou David.

David said...

I'd do you Martha. But the glasses would have to be off. And it'd have to be a quicky, as I'm really busy for the next week or so.

Martha said...

David you old smoothie.

The Editter said...

You could just get to 33 and a third and then just keep recurring. Or do what my sister does and refer to yourself as twenty-twelve.

Happy Birthday!

Mr Reasonable said...

I feel old now as I have 2yrs 11 months on ya and am heading towards 35 at an alarming rate....To cheer me up, I have bid for the chairs you flagged for me, cheers - so not only are you a MILF, but a MILF with style! Luckily I am also wed to a MILF which is rather handy.

Mr Reasonable said...

damn my maths, read 1yr 11mths, you just look so young!

Mike said...

Crickey ... who thought so many online people would admit to knowing what MILF is ... um, what is it? *ahem* ... yes, well, you're most definitely photogenic and it's a pleasure coming here. ... ! ... that wasn't meant to be quite so icky but I think I'll leave it in now.

llew said...

hah! And you get the About Town vote also.

http://aboutown.blogspot.com/2005/12/what-is-this-world-coming-to.html

llew said...

And... I didn't think Kylie was all that flash in the bits I saw from her show last night.

Kate said...

Ilew, Re Kylie: 1 word - budgie

I'm not sure what they say about girls with glasses - but please don't say it! I shall live in ignorance. ;)

Kate said...

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! for what ever day it is this week ;)

Martha said...

Thanks Kate. Not til Friday. I'm not in the slightest bit discreet about birthdays, so y'all will know.

And I understand they say that girls in glasses are well worth making hot passionate love to, or something along those lines.

llew said...

Depends what else they're wearing aside from the glasses really.

Kate said...

Thanks. I'm looking forward to it. It's been a while ;) (cough)

oops - too much info